Wisdom Quotes SMS
Why Study For Exams Are
Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?


I Was Thrown Out Of
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me

There Are Six Components Of
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

As Long As Learning Is
As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear,... more

Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya
har taraf padhai ka saya haipeparon mein number kisne paya haiham to u hin aye the paper denesab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

When I Die Bury Me
When i Die , bury me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics in my right hand Tell my teacher nothing i unders... more



Both Of The Words Home
Both of the words home and work are four letter words...well so is poop, doing my CRAPPY homework:-(

Grrr Studying Hard For My
Grrr... studying hard for my finals.. talk to you later after my brain explodes :-)


Whats The Point Of Studying
Whats the point of studying for "finals" if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!



Go To School Highstudy Highget
Go to school highStudy highGet high scores Studying and getting high for my finals.

I Am Currently Doing Research
I am currently doing research on the effects of sleep depervation on a college student. I am starting off with 3 to 4 hours a night and am going to see how low I can get before I sleep through one of my tests. IM me if you would like to be a test sub... more

Math Tutor 40 A Weekphotocopy
Math tutor: $40 a weekPhotocopy of the final: $25Not having to study the day before your final: priceless

A Professor Was Wrapping Up
A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said,... more


Exam Anthem Humhonge Allpass Humhonge
Exam anthem,humhonge allpass,humhonge allpass,humhonge allpass1din,hoho likhte hai bakwas fir bhi hai vishwas,paper hoga jhakas,ek din.

Teacher Asked Students Exams Are
Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,If u have any doubt you can ask me.Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?

Hi Yay Exam Daratay Kiyun
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Agar Kisi Subject K Dilojan
AGAR KISI SUBJECT K DILOJAN SE PADHO TO SARI KAYNAAT TUMHE CLEAR KARNE ME JUT JATI HE.AGAR AISA NA HO TO YE END NAHI HE,ABHI 1 AUR ATTEMPT BAKI HE PYARE.

The Probability Of A Topiccoming
The probability of a topiccoming in exam increases exponentially,if one decides to leave the topic completely….




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