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Homer Simpson Kids You Tried
Homer Simpson: "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
If Love Is Just A
If love is just a fantasy, why dont you lie to me?? Say you want me back too!! Though I know you dont really do, atleast your lie makes me happy, even if it is just a fantasy
Love Is Blind If Your
love is blind....if your problem is already full,go to your bedroom then get a hammer to hit your head....
I Am Going To Write
I am going to write "I MISS YOU" on all falling bricks from above and I wish at least one will fall on your head, so that you may realized how much it hurts missing you a lot...
If You Can Imagine
"If you can imagine it, you can ACHIEVE it, If you can DREAM it, you can become it."
17th Century Mom To Her
17th Century Mom to her son "Plz marry a girl from Same Caste" 18th Century Mom to her son " Same Religion" 19th Century Mom to her son " Same level" 20th Century Mom to her son " Same Country" 21st Century Mom "Anything ok....But a Girl"
Naruto I Know It Was
Naruto: I know! It was that a**hole Sai! He said something mean and hurt your feelings,didnt he? Like ugly b***h or freak of nature! That jerk! Sakura: Sai never called me a freak of nature.. Naruto: oh,really.. Sakura: dont make up new insults, you... more
Taking Up A Nursing Course
taking up a nursing course is easy.. like strolling in a park.. in the Jurassic Park!
Prevention Against Old Age It
Prevention Against Old Age : It is found that old age can be cured Regular naps can cure Old age Especially if u take it while Driving
Never Change Ur Orignality For
Never change ur orignality for the sake of others becoz it is ur world and no one can play ur role better than u in this world. so be urself
Solve Dis Fishermen Love Me
Solve dis Fishermen love me But doctors hate me Kids want 2 eat me I am a 13 letter word, Who am I?Hint _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME.
I Am A Soldier Not
I am a soldier not afraid to die, 3 stars and 1 moon star on my shoulder are better than the billion in the sky, shall i die in combat zone, box me up and send me home, put all the medals on my chest, and tell my mother i did my best, for glory ligh... more
Why Did Sally Sell Seashells
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway??
Yesterday I Met Someone In
Yesterday I met Someone in a coffee shop... Really Good Looking.... Dead Stunning and Appealing.... more like a Celebrity.... I walked closer... D**N ! These Saint Gobain mirrors !
Shakespear 2 Lines When
**************Shakespear 2 lines*********** "When you are laughing........ Many peoples are jealous with you" AND "When you are sad........ Every people are Happy" But "Your loving person........ Is nomal in every condition"
One Day A Girl Walked
one day a girl walked on the road from college to home.. she walked slowly n normally at last she reached home MORAL:Whatever i send, u ll read...!!!
Tears R The Silant Language
TEARS r the silant language of LOVE When they come with some reasons means u got some problem but when they come without any reason means u r MISSING someone..
Funny Quote Come Like A
Funny quote: Come Like a Horse.. Sit like a Thief.. Go like a King.. This Slogan was written on a Toilet Door!!
Were Going To Turn This
Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.
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