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Man Runs Home Yelling Pack
Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto. Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ? Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !
Im A Bootyy Shakin Heart
Im a bootyy shakin, heart breakin, steamy hot, neva stop,short skirt, love 2 flit, angel baby,spoiled maybe, tight jeans, and curvey hips, high class,gheto a**, sxy smile, blazin style, lushious thighd,candy eyes, killa kiss, sxy thng,baby how can yo... more
I Hate You Self My
i HaTe You SeLf!!My hEaRt it wAs bRoKen.. leAve Me AlOne.. i hope,i will be die.. tQ for god.. (JUST A SIMPLE ONLY)
I Love Women Theyre The
I love women. Theyre the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, thats fine.
The More Time I Spend
The more time I spend with my kids, the more I feel the need to call my mother and apologize.
If A Man Wants To
If a man wants to truely communicate with a woman, he must enter her world of emotions.
Imagine Life Without Girls Roads
Imagine life without girls Roads silent, college empty, police at rest Mobile co. in loss, no gifts, no alcohol, No petrol exp., no bikes, no crime, all boys go 2 h**l Reply With Quote
Legal Voting Age For Boys
Legal Voting Age For Boys- 18yrs... Legal Marying Age For Boys- 21Yrs... Wat Is Proved? "Its Tougher 2 Control A Wife Than A Country"!!
Many Often A Group Of
many often a group of 10-20 women collectively guard a thing that should not be disclosed to anybody!
Never Kiss A Police Lady
NEVER KISS A POLICE LADY, SHE WILL SAY: HANDS UP! NEVER KISS A DOCTOR LADY, SHE WILL SAY: NEXT PLEASE! ALWAYS KISS A TEACHER LADY, SHE WILL SAY: REPEAT IT 10 TIMES!
God Made Man Stronger But
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of almost any man ...
A Woman Uses Her Intelligence
a woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition...
The Loneliest Woman In The
The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.
Sometimes I Wonder If Men
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then :)
Women Want Mediocre Men And
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible :)
Law Of Love The Rate
Law Of Love "The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards Boy Is Directly Propotional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance...
In Life The Person Who
In Life, The Person Who Brings Out The Best Quality In You And The One Who Makes You Strong, Actually Becomes Your Weakness.
Woman Was Taken Out Of
Woman was taken out of man not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved.
Girls Are Like Phones We
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button youll be disconnected!
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