Teacher Day SMS
Apun Ko Faqeer Ko 1
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don Bat to Ek he hy
Munna Bolay To Apun Ko
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko teraoperation dobara karna paray ga.Kyun k apun kay rubber k glovesteray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Bole To Ekdum Jhakas Style
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Tera Bahot Memory Aa Rela
Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega
Kya Re Aasmani Kabutar Apun
Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
Tum Apun Ko Itna Sms
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
God Puchha Kidhar Jaane Ka
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?â€Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Kya Mamu Apun Ki Yaad
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Apun Dono Ka Dosti 1dum
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
Subha Ko Yaad Aayi To
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
Kuta Mar Gaya Rajai Meinapun
Kuta mar gaya rajai meinApun margaya teri judai meinNadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakataApun tere bina rahe nahi sakta
God Nai Puchha Kidhar Jaane
God nai puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?†Swarg ya narak?Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Wishing You A Wonderfulsuper Duper
Wishing You A WonderfulSuper-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy Holi*
Sms Ka Hafta Kam Mil
Sms ka hafta kam mil raela hai. Apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai. jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej. Shanpatti nahi kya?Bole to Rap chik hone chaye.......
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