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Why Men Belive Love Marriages
Why Men belive love marriages r better than arranged marriages? . . . . B"coz known devils r better than unknown ones...
The Definition Of A Perfect
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...
Men Are Like Chocolate Bars
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Q Why Do Brides Wear
Q: Why do brides wear white?A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
To The Bride And Groom
To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...
May The Joys You Share
May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment
Congratulations On The Termination Of
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to brin... more
May We Never Forget What
May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
Two Types Of People In
Two types of people in the world:- Some who are HAPPY. Others who are MARRIED. .....Think again.....
Galfriends R Like Chocolates Taste
Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
There Was This Guy Who
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ka
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
On Jeeto S Bday Santa
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
Fact Of Life One Woman
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Husband Wife Ki Godh Mein
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
Doctor 2 Husband Tuhadi Biwi
Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
Q What Is Difference Between
Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.
Doctor U N Ur Wife
Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.
Father Tumhe Kaisi Biwi Chahiye
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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