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Despite The Old Saying Don


Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD..

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat K Baad


Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad, Thori si hansi her baat k baad,

M Ali Jinnah Qaid E


M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Dil Main He Mere Dard


Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Neend Mujhey Raat Bhar Aati


Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam , Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

How Woman Calls Their Husband


How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Last Night Was My Fault


Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?” and ….. I said, “dust!”

Friends Are Like Priya Gold


Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Golden Rule To


Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot.

Yaad Rakh Ker Meri Dosti


Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne, Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

How Do You Fit 30


How do you fit 30 Indians in Maruti 800?

Osama Bin Laden S Favourite


Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song: “O Main Nikla Plane Leke Raste Mein New York Mein Ek Mod Aaya Main WTC Tod Aaya.”

Usama Asked Kajol How S


Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?” She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

I Never Forget My Sincere


I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na”

The Length Breadth Height Of


The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view,

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing


Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

I M A Police Officer


I” M” A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Q What S The Difference


Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

Teacher Where Does God Live


Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’

Teacher 1 There Is A


Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Question What Is The Full


Question:What is the full form of maths. Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

Elephant Ant Were Walking On


Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant. Y?

We Are Good Friends Because


We are good friends because u think I am sweet and I think u r sweet,

Money Can Buy


Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,

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