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Never Lie Steal Cheat Or
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
Words From Hitler Never Try
Words from Hitler: "Never try or beg for a support from others... Stand alone and face the life as a race.
Us If U Cook Wel
us-if U cook wel we dismis our cook save Rs.3000 Wife-if u FUCCK wel,we can dismiss DRIVER, WATCHMAN, GARDENER,ur COOK too save Rs.15000
If Girl Vomits Her Parnts
If girl vomits her parnts asks:- "kaun tha wo kamina?" If boy vomits:- "kamine,kaha pee kar aaya h?" MORAL:No mattr whoevr vomits,Boys r alwys kamine.
It Is Not Worth To
It is not worth to cry for him... He never loved you.. You suffered, You cried, Him nor it tied you...
Ill Be Right There
"ill be right there for you and you be right here for me, this bond we have together would never be broken because we have each other." -Those word you said to me are the same words that you said to your other girlfriends.
K Evin Jonas E Xcelent
K evin Jonas E xcelent guy V I P I ngenious.. sometimes, but always cute. N ickname Kev.. Paul II J onas brother. The oldest O ur ripe boy N ever do the bad. Always the right A true gentleman S ensual.. oh yeah!
I Have Yet To Hear
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career :)
Women And Cats Will Do
women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea...
Men Their Rights And Nothing
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
The Basic Discovery About Any
The basic discovery about any people is the discovery of the relationship between its men and its women.
One Man Cried When He
One man cried when he had NO SHOES but suddenly he stopped crying ............. WHEN he saw a man without LEGS............. LIFE IS FULL OF BLESSINGS, SUM TIMES WE MISS TO SEE THEM
Love Those Who Love U
Love those who love u bcoz they like some thing in u DEVELOP IT And love those who dislike u bcoz they dislike some thing in u CHANGE IT....
Man Daily Sent His Wife
man daily sent his wife rose.1day he died,wife recd Rose.She askd flourist,he said man paid advance 4HER whole lyf. MORAL-"if u luv sum1 luv 4evr"
Lucky Is The Woman Who
Lucky is the Woman who is the First Love of a Man , but Luckier is the Man who is the Last Love of a Woman.
1 Day In Ma Life
1 day in ma life you will come and ask me what is more important for yew ! me or yewer life i will say ma life yew will walk away without knowing that YEW ARE MA LIFE
Not Every Girl Has Attractive
not every girl has attractive eyes..... but every boy has weakness in a girls eyes....its true...!!!
A Dog Is Not Considered
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
A Man Just Before Marriage
A man just before marriage : "SUPERMAN" After marriage : "GENTLEMAN" After ten years : "WATCHMAN" After twenty years : "DOBERMAN"
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