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Q Michael J Fox Has
Q. Michael J Fox has a small one, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Madonna does not have one and Pope does not need one. What is it? A. Surname
Q What Is The Definition
Q. What is the definition of suspicion? A. A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.
Q Why Is A Cow
Q. Why is a cow always sad? A. How would u feel if some one wakes you up very early in the morning to rub your tits for two hours.
Q Why Did Banta Took
Q. Why did Banta took two hours to drink the orange juice? A. Because on the box it was written CONCENTRATE.
Q What Is The Diff
Q. What is the diff. between watch & wife? A: Ek kharaab hone par bandh ho jaati hai to doosri kharaab hone par chaloo ho jaati hai.
Q Once Professor Santa Asked
Q. Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? A. Because he wanted to check from where the paper is leaking!
U Know What Is Ishq
U know what is ISHQ???Ill tell U. Its PEPSI. P=Pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihaan... Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.8/- mein...Enjoy ISHQ...Oye!!!Babli... ....
Q Wo Kaun Sa Kaam
Q. Wo kaun sa kaam hai jo hum din mai nahi kar sakte?bataao. Kya hai vo cheez?bataao bataaosocho lagaao dimaag lagaaoDINNER YAAR..
Q Have You Heard The
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!
Q Why Do Gods Stay
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Q How Many Doctors Does
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
Q Why Did The Nurse
Q: Why did the nurse have a long pole and two rubber gloves? A: Her way of not getting pregnant.
Q What Kind Of Coffee
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?A: Sanka. And what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
Q How Does A Spoiled
Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment.
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