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Plz Dnt Neglect This Msg
Plz dnt neglect this msg... A poor girl sufferin frm mental disorder needs shock treatment Plz send ur photo So that she gets the PROPER SHOCK-)
Bee Stings Meat Tenderizer
Bee stings -meat tenderizer. Chigger bite -Preparation H Puffy eyes -Preparation H Paper cut -crazy glue or chapstick(glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals) Stinky feet -Jello! Athletes feet -cornstarch
I Was So Depressed Last
I was so depressed last night i called lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan, told em i was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if i could drive a truck.
Brings Underling Friends Birthday Cake
Brings underling friends birthday cake. That pleased, looks at him and says: - Oh, how funny, and where the candles? - Hey, what you are today, a birthday or hemorrhoids
Hens R Brilliant Than Humans
Hens r brilliant than humans... . . . . . . After every proof we write- HENS PROVED...
Today I Gave Some1 Ur
Today I Gave some1 ur cell no..She will be visiting u soon.. plz attend her properly. I asked to stay with you forever.. Her name is SMILE..
Hey Cutie Yes You Ur
Hey cutie, yes, you! Ur smiling again, its becoz I told u that ur cute, hey, sumtimes we need to lie just 2 make sum1 smile!
When Does Gulshan Grover Become
When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.??? Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C) (Velocity = Constant).
Hi I Am Marrying Next
Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey dont bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
Pappu Stands In Plane And
Pappu stands in plane and shouts "HIJACK" Evey One Starts Crying :( :( Teh Jack Stands and replies "Hi Pappu.." :D
Hide And Seek Champion A
Hide-and-Seek Champion A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded...
Confidence Of Girl Gives
confidence of girl- gives handkerchief to tailor and say prepare 2 dress for me. confidence of tailor- ok madam and what will i prepare with remaining cloth.
High Heels Are A Device
high heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed on the forehead
The Interviewer Says To The
The interviewer says to the job applicant "you are looking for a large salery for someone with no experience" to which the applicant replied "yes, But a job is much harder when you do not know what you are doing"
High School Musical Is Realy
High school musical is realy cool! Wildcats are all in this together- once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat.
A Sardar Was Studing At
A Sardar was studing at the highest piont of the mountain. The englishman asked him " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" He said, "WELL NOTHING JUST DOING HIHER STUDIES"
Pathan Sitting On The Top
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
Highlights Of Year 2009 09
Highlights of year 2009: 09-09-09 dis comes only 1ce in 100 yrs 22-07-09 biggest solar ellipse in 100 yrs 2009 starts and end with thursday 2009 has 5 sundays and saturdays in jus 1 mnth, it comes only 1ce in 723 yrs 12-34-56-7-8-09 comes only 1ce in... more
Senior Student During Raging Says
senior student during raging says: on your marrige i will kiss your wife. Junior-fine but i will get marry with your sister ok you can.
Hi Good Morning Dream Is
Hi, good morning.Dream is over.Open your eyes see how beautiful is your friend next to you,outside your door,waiting to welcome you with a bright smile....
A Guy In Aeroplane Stood
A guy in aeroplane stood up n shouted "Hi-Jack" All the passengers got scared n raised hands from other end of the plane a guy shouted "Hi john"
Hip Hop Is Not Dead
Hip hop is not dead as long as you breathe a rapper, there breackdance, DJ, parkour, graffiti ...
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