New Year Wishes SMS
Happiness Is Like A Penis
Happiness is like a penis- It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realizes how big it grows!
On A Nude Beach A
On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.
Ik Aadmi Nu Chhik Aa
Ik aadmi nu Chhik (aa chi) aayee te naal hi padd vi aa gaya. Oh chhik te padd maar ke boliya: Wah O yaad karan waleya, bund hi paad ditti...
What S D Heights Of
What’s d heights of tension?When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.
Dr Jor Se Saans Lijiye
Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak"Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
3 Friends Talking About Aidsfriend
3 friends talking about AIDSFriend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
Every Married Man Keeps Wondering
Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.
Kalu Makes Idlis 4 Breakfast
Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast.Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis? Kalu: With the help of this special cloth.Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.
Sex Burn Calories Chartlying Down
Sex - Burn Calories ChartLying down: 90calStanding up: 492calDoggie style: 326cal2nd round: 824 calDressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal
A Kid Asked A Priest
A kid asked a priest: Father, besides praying do u hv any other passtime?The priest tapped the kids cheek & calmly replied: Nun my child, nun.
Don T Carry Umbrella During
Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.
If A Black Man Fucks
If a black man fucks a white girl using a pink condom what colour of child will he get?Idiot... still thinking? He was using a condom.
Knowledge Is Like Ur Underwear
Knowledge is like ur underwear... u should have it, but not show it off & most important, when u have sex, keep ur knowledge aside.
Sex Shopping Have One Thing
Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
Kya Hoga Agar Pepsodent Wale
Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to....??!! Hona kya hai?! Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum !
Ek Ladki Ki T Shirt
Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha “93.5 Red FMâ€To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho
A Boy Gal Of Lkg
A boy & gal of LKG class asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?Teacher: No.Boy said to gal: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.
Gals Inspector Ji Munde Tang
Gals: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne.Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assin tang nai karde, khulli karde ne.Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakh... more
Madam Billu Kutti De Enne
Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachche kyun hu jande ne?Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nange ghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge.
Pehlan Usne Chunni Utaari Phir
Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phir kameez, phir undershirt te phir bra utaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhi utaar layi.Fer...?Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.
Height Of Reality An Actress
Height of reality: An actress being fucked by a producer without using a condom saying that she has to play the role of a pregnant lady in his next movie.
In A Rape Trial The
In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u scream for help?Girl: Yes Sir.Lawyer: Did anyone come?She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did, then he did.
Gay To His Partner In
Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?Partner: Nahin.Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the?
A Gal To Black Boy
A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote.
A Newly Wed Couple Went
A newly wed couple went to CM for aashirwaad. CM said: Hum CM hain aur CM kabhi aashirwaad nahin dete, sirf udghatan karte hain.
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