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I Took A Philosophy Test
I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank. -Scott E. Roeben
Not All Chemicals Are Bad
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry
Try Praising Your Wife Even
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -Billy Sunday
Analyzing Humor Is Like Dissecting
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. -E. B. White
More Than Ever Before Americans
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
The Free Lance Writer Is
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
The Trouble With Political Jokes
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
What The World Needs Is
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
I Always Divide People Into
I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.
Let Me Tell You Something
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.
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