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Sakali Hastesdupari Hastessandhyakali Hastesratri Hastesgharat
Sakali hastesDupari hastesSandhyakali hastesRatri hastesGharat hastesRastyat hastesYetana baghun hastesJatana baghun hastesTila kay vaatteTu ektich dat ghastes ?
Jevha Tula Aagdi Ekta Vaatelnajre
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatelNajre samor dhuka vaatelAaspaas konich disnar naahiSaagle jaag andhuk houn jailTevha tu majhya kade yeMe tulaDolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Priyeme Phule Magitlitu Mala Pushpaguchya
PriyeMe phule magitliTu mala pushpaguchya dilasMe dagad magitlaTu mala sundar murti dilisMe morpis magitleTu mala mor dilasbahiri aahes ki kay ?
Priyetu Mala Havi Aahesmajya Sobatekhadya
PriyeTu mala havi aahesMajya sobatEkhadya chanshya hotel madheaikache aahet tePremache teen shabdame bill bharte ...
Bharun Aale Asmat Radu Lagale
Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...
Lal Pivli Kombaditiche Tiche Karde
lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde paibarech divas jale tumcha sms yet naytumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
What Dose Girlfriends Say After
What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?That Was GreatNo!I Love UNo!Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka
Ekda Ek Dukkar Che Pillu
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala o... more
Ekda Ek Manus Doctor Kade
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".
Pu La Deshpande Ekda T
Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)------------------------------Pu La Deshpande poh... more
Japanese Hair Cutting Salon Mishi
Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki Also ran: Kes KapaRussian waiter: Andre vada pavAfrican swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom DoomJapanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka MaruJapanese sh... more
Ekada Don Mitra 1 Hindu
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!... more
Ekada Eka Navra Ani Baykoche
Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola k... more
Ek Sardaarji Tyachya Sundar Bahinila
Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aa... more
Ekda Ek Manus Marun Narkaat
Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyal... more
Ek Sardaarji Trainche Ticket Kadhayla
Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat the... more
Ekda Dada Kondke La Ek
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav s... more
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