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Small Boy Pulls Down His
small boy pulls down his nikker and asks a girl "do u have this" Little girl lifts her skirt,then says "my Mom says If u have this then u can have plenty of those."
Q Whats A Birth Control
Q: Whats a birth control pill? A: Its the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
What Does A Blonde Do
What does a blonde do when the bath water of her baby is too hot ? She wears gloves.
I Miss U Every Day
I miss u "EVERY DAY" I Like u "EVERY DAY" I love u "EVERY DAY" I want 2 see u "EVERY DAY" I need u "EVERY DAY" Bcoz " with out EVERY Day tea is not delicious EVERY DAY MILK
If My Ans Is Yes
if my ans is yes, which question u want 2 ask me???? send it to your friends and find many exciting questions....
Hw 2 Impress A Girl
HW 2 IMPRESS A GIRL? respect her, protect her, care 4 hr, stand for hr, and a BOY just smile once mitti ch lita firu...
The Answer To D Toughest
The answer to d toughest question ever is here!! wen do u know U r in LOVE..... U know U r in LOVE wen U start looking for the cheapest mobile plan...
Intelligent Sardar Teacher What Do
intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
New Inventions By Blondes The
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water
Love Is Not About Expressing
love is not about expressing with heavy words. its about understanding. a gentle touch and a pure heart. friendship is to sit together and laugh about the nonsense said above!
Girl Its Too Tight Boy
Girl: Its too tight Boy: Dont worry, Ill do it slowly, Gal: Push it in, Boy: Ah..I cant, Gal: Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!
Why Did The Blonde Get
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Sardar Gets Ready Wearing Tie
Sardar gets ready Wearing Tie and Coat goes out, climbs a tree sit on the branch regularly. Frend:whY you sit there.....? Sardar: I have been promoted as Branch manager....
Banty To English Teacher Teacher
banty to english teacher: Teacher,Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher:Wrong banty......, "May" I Go To The Bathroom? banty:But I Asked 1st...
Mr Bean Wrote A Letter
Mr.Bean wrote a letter 2 Bill Gates: sir i hve some questions. 1)keyboard alphabets r nt in order, when wil u release d corrected version. 2)There is start button but there is no Stop. Finally 1 personal question y is ur name gates,even though u sell... more
U Can Tell Ur Friend
U can tell ur friend that, "U R MY BEST FRIEND". Do u have the courage to tell ur lover that, "U r my best lover...." Friendship rockzzzzzzzz.......xoxo
Boy 4 The Past One
Boy: 4 the past one week a girl is disturbing me... Police: Who? Boy: I dont know how she got my number, she interrupts whenever i call some1 and say "Plz recharge ur card". Police:??????????
There Are Sixty Cups Are
there are sixty cups are there .in that one cup was broken . how many cups remaining. there are 5 tea cups.
A Blonde Kept Walking Down
A blonde kept walking down her drive way until her neighbour said what are you doing the blonde replyed my computer keeps telling me i got mail
Joke A Murderer Sitting In
Joke: A murderer, sitting in a electric chair, was about to be executed. Chaplian- Any last requests.... Murderer- Yes. Will you hold my hand............
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