Loving Shayari SMS
Ek Chota Baby Apni Pregnent
Ek Chota baby Apni Pregnent Mummy Se Puchta Hai Isme Kya Hai, MUMMY:Isme Pyara Baby Hai, BABY:Itna Pyara Thaa Toh KHAA Kyo Gayi... :-)
Shrabi Phoned Wife Main Ghar
Shrabi phoned wife:Main ghar ni aa sakda! car da stering,gear, deshbord chori ho gyaAftr smtime he phoned again Main aa riha ha,pehla pichli seat te beh gya c!
Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli
Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli BugliUgly Ugly BussssssssHans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....??
Ayzazypzykyza Tyzizymzye Byzazyryzbzyazyazyd Kzyazyrzynzya Tzyhzya
Ayzazypzykyza Tyzizymzye byzazyryzbzyazyazyd kzyazyrzynzya tzyhzya kyzayzr dzyiyza. IN WORDS MAIN SE Y AND Z DELETE KARO AUR PADHO.
4 Roses Just 4u Coz
4 Roses, Just 4U coz U r a Special Person.. 1st Rose-4 Frndshp 2nd- 4 Wealth 3rd - 4 Happiness & d LAST Kaan ke upar laga lena.. mast lagega
Fees Maafi Layi Arjito The
Fees maafi layi arjiTo, The principal High school LudhianaSir,Gal eh hai k mere bapu ne mainu fees layi 500 rs. dita c,100 tan pooja te shilpa ne noodles te cold drink te lwa dite, 150 de capsool le lye.baki 250 English wali madam kr k shart haar ... more
Angry Boss Tumne Kabhi Ullu
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Munna Bhai Agar Bina Danto
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Ek Chooha Ek Shayr Lion
ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki shaadi me dance kr rha tha,lion k ek relative ne choohay se poocha tum lion ki shaadi may kayse ayye ho tum to ek choohay ho,to choohay ne kha k lion mayra bhai he is liyey may aya hoon ,lion k relative ne kha k tum choohay... more
Train Mein Tt Sadhu Se
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.TT: Ticket hai?Sadhu: NahinTT: ChaloSadhu: Kahan?TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
Bhikhari Saab 1 Rupaya De
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.Saheb: Kal aana.Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
Heer Kahe Raanjhe Se O
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!Heer kahe Raanjhe se,O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
Mashooka Lagta Hai Meri Aankh
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega.
Rabri Ka Karat Ho Laalu
Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Chuha To Haathi Tuhadi Umar
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Dil Mein Halka Sa Shor
Dil mein halka sa shor ho raha hai Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai Kahi aisa to nahi ke Ek pyaara dost Bina Good Night kare hi So raha hai?
Suno Gaur Se Pepsi Waalon
Suno gaur se pepsi waalon.. Buri nazar na coke pe daalo.. chahe jitna mountain dew pila lo.. sabse aage hoga neembu paani.. neembu paani..
Koun Si Devi Ka Kounsa
Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai.... Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
An Elephant Meets An Ant
An Elephant meets an Ant Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai? Elephant: Paanch Saal Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY !!
Chinto Gets 0 Marks In
Chinto gets 0 marks in exams. Father asks him wat is it. Chinto replies: Teacher ke paas STAR khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye!
Medical Student Ne Apni Classmate
Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha, "Muje iska ans jarur dena" Ladki Ne jawab diya, Tumara blodgrup B- Hai
Robert Boss Mona Was Found
Robert: Boss Mona was found leaking information to police, what should we do with her? Ajit: is ko sui lagake side me phekdo! Robert : per kyo boss? Ajit: sub sochenge ke Mona ne suiside karliya.
Raabert Boss Aaap Ko Kaun
Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss? Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
Mickey Mouse To Ajit
mickey mouse(to ajit)-boss mein ramayan seekhna chatha hoon, mujhe sikha do na...? Ajit(to robert)-robert jaao ise deewar pe taang do robert-per kyon boss? ajit- deewar pe taangne se is ka naam WALLMICKEY ho jaeyga aur woh khud he ramayan seekh jayag... more
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