Jokes Sms
Best Joke Sms
Just A Joke I ve lots ov jokes in my inbox, But I cant send u all ov them, It ll take a lot ov time, So Im sending u just one joke . . . You r sooooo beautiful Joke ... more
Sms Funny Jokes
He said... He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money! Husband: Today... Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bough... more
Sms Love Jokes
Ajab shaks ho tm.. Ajab shaks ho tm Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho, Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho. Wese to kehte Ho "I Hate Girls" . Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho! AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI.. A pig fell in lu... more
Hindi Sms Jokes
Boy:chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun me, bethe bethe yumhi kho jata hun me,kya yahi pyar h? Girl:nhi ye kamzori hai, "glucon-D pia karo!" Bhikari: Hello , Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut: Yes Sir Bhikari: 1 Large Pizza... more
Sms Text Joke
A train is bout 2 crash A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these! He came 2 me He came 2 me 1 nite...exp... more
Free Jokes Sms
Marry to.. Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! Brush Ur Teeth Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs ... more
Jokes Messages
Why are Egyptian Children Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY. Everything about you is perfect Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your ... more
Sms Friends Jokes
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you... more
Happy Jokes Sms
Swimming Is Prohibited Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that’s not prohibited. Bazar-e-Hussun.. BREAKING NEWS.. Ba... more
Short Jokes Sms
I don't think you .. I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others He always finds.. He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory Don't l... more
Jokes In Sms
Titanic was sinking.. Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards ! I wrote your name.... more
Urdu Jokes Sms
Khush to bahot hoge tum.. Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha Dosti Kro College wali se... Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq l... more
Sms Happy Birthday Jokes
Happy Birthday Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME!Happy Birthday The Old Believe Everything.. ... more
Sms Jokes To Friends
WONDERFUL FRIEND There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! Those beautiful eyes.. Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body... more
Punjabi Funny Jokes Sms
A negro telling his girlfriend.. What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te" k sherni nach rahi si.. k sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekh... more
Jokes Text Sms
A successful man.. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. All I ask is a.. All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. Why don't men.. Why don't men often ... more
Sms Funny Joke
God made man.. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested What do you call.. What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle. Ek tha Raja.. Ek tha Raja… ... more
Indian Sms Jokes
An old to Doc: An old to Doc: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down. Two Hollywood stars met at a party. ... more
Rude Text Jokes Sms
Kabhi hosla bhi.. Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye. Baba ji ka mela... Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar ... more
Sms Funny Cool Jokes
KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. WHO YOU TRUST There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do ... more
Sms Joke Free
Lady :.. Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! "I hear that you drop.. "I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "... more
Sms Flirt Jokes
Reasons Reasons... Reasons Reasons... Deres alwyz a reason 4 everthng... Resn 2 Luv, Resn 2 Hate, Resn 2 Live, Resn 2 Die, Resn 2 Laugh, Resn 2 Cry, But if u can't find a resn 2 Smile.. can l be the resn 4 a while...?? ... more
Sms Naughty Jokes
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X.. Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. Last nite I coudnt sleep..... more
Sms Hindi New Jokes
Patthar Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha…… Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa……. Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha.. Dost Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab ... more
Sms New Year Joke
Oh my Dear.... Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy \"NEW YEAR\"! Happiness keeps U sweet.. Happiness keeps U swe... more
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