Hindi Jokes SMS
Plz Wait I Want To
Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got.... Developing.... Plz Wait..... Processing.... BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?
Dua Kerte Hai Hum Khuda
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Naukrani Malkin Aap Udaas Kyon
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
Ladka Bola Dilrubaladki Boli Pizza
Ladka bola : DilrubaLadki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise NahiLadki boli : Kaise nahiLadka bola : Mehangayi haiLadki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Beta Papa Apki Shaadi Ho
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?Papa: Haan.Beta: Kis se hui?Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
Circuit Common Sense Hai Bhai
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.
Panditji Ne Apke Mobile Ki
panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh karbataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher saresms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad.
Anda Egg To Safed Hota
ANDA (Egg) to safed hota hai, safed to DOODH bhi hota hai, Doodh to bahins deti hai, bhains to kaali hoti hai... Kaala to bangali bhi hota hai, bangali to paan khata hai...paan to laal hota hai... laal to gulab bhi hota hai...gulab mein to kaantey ho... more
Lal Diwar Par Chune Se
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib neLal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne........ki Yahan likhna mana hai. |
Ladke Ko Kya Chahiye Ek
ladke ko kya chahiye.............ek ladki....jo pyar de.................ek ladki....jo acha khana pakaye..........ek ladki....jo paisa kamaye..........aur aisa naseeb k teeno ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paye....
Boy 2 Girl Kya Tum
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.|
Practice At Ur Home1 Take
PRACTICE AT UR HOME1.Take one grape2.Take it in ur hand3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
Bindaas Sone Ka Rapchik Sapne
Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. !!
Amitabh Han Han Mein Chor
Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun,police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahleus admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle usadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri... more
Gabbar Soovar Ke Bachcho Main
Gabbar - soovar ke bachcho . main ghar mein nahi hu. ab tera kya hoga rekalia? raat ko jab tej tej phone ki ghanti bajti hai to maa kehti hai msgchchod beta varna gabbar nahi sunega ... Yaad rahe Yaha se 50 50 mil kidoori par jab koi baccha rota hai ... more
Basanti Yun Ki Hume
Basanti -yun ki hume jaada bukbuk karne ki aadat to hai nahi . agar mereliye msg hai to 1 dabana. agar mausi ke liye hai to 2 dabana . agar veeruke liye hai to dono dabana . yun ki hume lamba msg rakhne ki aadat to hainahi... agar mere liye msg hai..... more
Dharmendra Kutte Kaminey Agar Tuune
Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ka doodh piya hai tomessage chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.
Ajit Smart Move Phone Kiya
Ajit : "Smart move". Phone kiya aapne baaahot aaachha kiya Apka nam choddijiye aur Mona apka phone louta degi ! Please Hiron ki aawaj sunte hirecord karna !
Shatru Jis Haram Zade Ne
Shatru : jis haram-zade ne call kiya hain ... mein us haram-zade ko zindanahi chodunga... jaan se maar dunga
Shatru Aaahoy Ye Chenu Ka
Shatru - AAahoy ! Ye Chenu ka answering m/c hai ! Seedhi taraha se messagechhod de warna mai teri haddi pasli ek kardunga, ! haaa
Shatru Apne Mangal Ko Phone
Shatru - Apne Mangal ko phone kiya hai, koi phate hue tash ke tirpanvepatte ko nahin ! Nam chod dena Ham patta khud jaan lenge !
Raj Kumar Jaani Shisheke Gharome
Raj Kumar : Jaani. Shisheke gharome rahane wale pathar nahi phekakarate.Tum pathar mat pheko message chodo. Hum jara jaldi me hai.
Jaani Yeh Answering Machine Koi
Jaani yeh answering machine koi bacchon ka khel nahi. hum ko mita sake wohtumahre msg mein dum nahi.... hum se hain ye m/c .. m/c se hum nahi....
Pran Pathan Ki Ansering M
Pran - PATHAN ki ansering m/c.... HUM tereku bola msg chod de warna humpathan ka baccha tumara tangdi tod dega
Kesto Ihhhiyaa Saale Message Chhod
KESTO - Ihhhiyaa ! saale message Chhod ! nahi to Batli de !! Ihhhiyaa!Jaldi kar HICH ! Apun ko janeka hai Ihhhiyaa ! ! hick! aay . hick! yeansering hick! machine hick! msg ..
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