Halloween SMS
Tiger Killed A Goat Hippo
tiger killed a goat hippo saw it tiger asked hippo not ot tell this in court hippo as refused: tiger asked y? Hippo said bcuz: Hip dont lies
A Lady Delivered Twins Surprisingly
A lady delivered twins. Surprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog. How it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER wherever u go out network follows.
Eat A Live Toad In
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
What Does The Agnostic Dyslexic
What does the agnostic dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lies awake wondering whether there really is a dog.
What Dose A Invisble Dog
what dose a invisble dog look like ? well how would you know because u cant see him
Once James Bond Met A
Once James Bond met a dog in the jungle James Bond said "Bond" "James Bond" the dog bit him and replied "Dog" "Mad Dog"
Once A Dog Was Peeing
Once a dog was peeing in front of d wall n d wall fall on him n he died. From tat day all dogs decided to pee by putting their one leg up n give support to d wall ..............
A Cat And Five Kittens
A cat and five kittens found themselves face to face with a big dog. The cat started barking furiously and scared the dog away. Then she turned to her kittens: "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language !"
An Elephant Cow And A
An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . . say some thing dud
An Elephant Was Married To
An elephant was married to an ant.. and he wanted a divorce ,, the ant said : wut about the elephant that m pregnant with...!!
Rose And U Look Same
rose and u look same rose and u blush d same rose and u r beautiful rose and u r lovely rose and u r sweet and ROSE is....my dog
News 3 Monkeys
News:- 3 monkeys escaped from zoo 1st was watching TV 2nd Playing football 3rd. . . . Reading This Txt messege.
News 2 3
News 2:- 3 monkeys escaped from zoo 1st was watching TV 2nd Playing football 3rd. . . . No dear Its not you.why do always think its u. 3rd one is missing OK! :-)
Pull The Dog From Me
Pull the dog from me... Fleas are crawling on me. - Rex, back up, uncle has fleas.
Jungle Attendance Tiger Presnt
jungle attendance- tiger presnt sr eagle presnt sr rabbit presnt sr monkey? monkey? monkey stop reading sms ann give attendance..
Q Why Do They Call
Q:Why do they call a large dog k9 than k10? A:Because if it was a k10 it would be a cat
How To Kill A Mosquito
How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make tighten in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth pour a spoon of poisson .....
King Forest Mengabsen People Lion
king forest mengabsen people: lion? present Mightiness elephant? have Mightiness horse? ready Mightiness tiger, giraffe, mouse? full of where monkeys!! of this, see more cool sms hehehe ...
Today Night I Would Like
Today night I would like to kiss you and bite you strongly. Do you accept this waiting for your permission yours lovingly Mosquito
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