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Sweet Funny sms
Lollipop So, so my sweet I will eat you for a bit slowly -. I will begin from ear , I will drag for bed, we will be loved so, that bed will be smashed My Friends Text ... more
Cute Funny sms
Hey Friend Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! Im Ur Angel ... more
Best Funny Sms
Abcdefghij A- Attractive B- Best C- Cute D- Dear 2 me E- excellent F- Funny G- Gud Looking H- He He He I- I'm J- Just K-kidding Very Funny Sms This dog, is dog, a ... more
Cool Funny Sms
People Are Funny People are funny they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. Friendship A Friend is : 1 Funny , A Fri... more
Latest Funny Sms
wife: bus karo rat k 12.. wife: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi? husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai Bacha Nikal jaega School mein b... more
New Funny Sms
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose… Humne uski doli sajai hai, Usne haathon per mehendi lagai ha... more
Happy Funny Sms
Marez doctor se Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua. Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;-> Star plus Patient: doctor aisi medicine dijye k marnay k baad ... more
Punjabi Funny Sms
Ina Chahunde haan per Zindagi r Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi, Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi, Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton....... Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi ... more
Funny Urdu Sms
Taaro ne chamkna chor diya Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, Kaun sa gham hai jo y... more
Funny Sms Jokes
I wrote your name.. I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. God saw me hungry... God saw me hungry, he created piz... more
Texts Funny Sms
Boss: (to employee).. Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What happened when.. What happened whe... more
Funny Hindi Sms
Chum lo hoot tery dil... chum lo hoot tery dil ki yehi shoch hai yahe mere nehi ? pyar ki ek farmaish hai Ye dosti meri nehi humari... ye dosti meri nehi humari hai tabhi to sab risto se pyari hai muskil hai dosto ... more
Birthday Funny Messages
Did your cake cost.. Did your cake cost you less than the candles? Then you are definitely old! The nation’s best... The nation’s best kept secret is… Your true age! There are three hundred.. T... more
Funny Messages Sms
20% of the population.... 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand PBEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends an... more
Free Funny Sms
How does lazy people ... How does lazy people like you take bath during winter They stand infront of a mirror Throw water on the mirror And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani Funny poetry Tum mere siwa kisi a... more
Funny Goodmorning Sms
Morning greetings doesn't.. Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day! All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspira... more
Text Sms Funny
A woman likes to have... A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all. At this moment i have a déjà.... A... more
Love Funny Sms
Feelings are many but words... Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Love is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE. I love you I wish i was ur blanket... I... more
Mobile Funny Sms
Friends are the Best... Friends are the Best “CALCULATOR”. They help 2 add “JOY” , Minus “FEAR”, Multiply “HAPPINESS” & Divide”GRIEF”. Thanks 4 being my “CALCULATOR”!!!!!! There are many stars... ... more
Funny Short Sms
I know why I am single... I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... I am not your type.... I am not your type ... I am not inflatable. I like to compare you... I like to c... more
English Sms Funny
Can v do romance in the evening today?.... Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO" If I was an artist... ... more
Funny Friendship Sms
LIGHT CAN REPLACE SUN PARENTS CAN... LIGHT CAN REPLACE SUN PARENTS CAN REPLACE GOD DAUGHTER CAN REPLACE SON BUT NOTHING IN THE WORLD CAN REPLACE U. Y? BCZ CHINA ITEM NO GUARANTEE NO REPLACEMENT Some1 rmbrs.. some1 care... more
Funny New Year Sms
New Year Day... Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. New Year 2010... New Year 2010 Ko Hum Khub Maza Karege, Hum Khub Puja Karege... more
Good Funny Sms
Doctor's prescription 4 u... Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free. An apple a day keeps... An apple a day keep... more
Funny New Year Wishes
May the new Year.. May the new Year brings new hopes, new promises and new reasons to celebrate your presence in your lives. Have a Joyous New Year Fresh Air.... Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... ... more
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