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Chalo Tum Kuch Aisa Karo


Chalo tum kuch aisa karo.. Chand se thori c matti lo, phir uss k 2 mujasme banao... 1 tum jesa... 1 mujh jesa... Phir asia karo .. Un mujasmo ko tor do... Phir matti ko goondh lo.. Phir se uss k 2 mujasme banao.. Tum may kuch kuch mai reh jaoon..mujh... more

Kar Rahin Hoon Main Jindagi


Kar Rahin Hoon main Jindagi ka Intezaar,ki Kabhi Tu bhi Karega intezaar,Mat Bhul Is Jindagi ka,Dusra Naam hota hai Sirf Pyaar.

Roti Hai Tu Baar Baarkahan


Roti hai tu Baar BaarKahan haiTera Vo PyarJiska kar rahi ho Tum Intejaar!

Humne Tumhare Pyar Ko Khel


humne tumhare pyar ko khel nahin samjhavarna humne jo khel khele hainto haare nahin hai.

Ishq Ke Phoolo Me Hai


Ishq ke phoolo me hai Kanto ka khajana,Daman jo Ulajh jaye to daman na bachana.

Door Se Dikhate Hai Raasta


Door se dikhate hai raasta sabhi saath koi chaltaa nahiJaltaa hai dil jab jalaate hai duniya wale,Apni Marji Se to Koi Jaltaa nahi.

Jaam Se Itni Nafrat Na


Jaam se itni nafrat na karo kekabhi peena padhe toh pii na sako,kisi se itni mohabbat na karo k kabhi tanha jeena padhe toh jee na sako………

Yaadon Ki Dhun Me Teri


Yaadon ki dhun me teri parchayee si laagti hai..sannate gunjti koi sahenayi si laagti hai..tu paas ho..to aapnapan hai..warna sine se nikli har saans bhi parayi si laagti hai...

Bahane Bahane Se Teri Bat


Bahane bahane se teri bat kia karte hain,har din har pal tujhe yaad kia karte hain,itni bar to aap sans b na lete honge,jitni bar hum aap ko yaad kia karte hain!

Wo Chand Chup Gaya Muje


wo chand chup gaya muje rat sonp krankho ko intezar k lamhat sonp krek shaks tha jo mujse bicher gayaankho ko meri mosam-e-barsat sonp kr!

Kyu Bann Jata Hai Koi


kyu bann jata hai koi shaqs itna khaski hoti nai jab bhi usse baat...dil karta hai khud se laakhon sawalaat...ki teri dhadkan bhi kya hai tere paas??????

Aap Khubsurat Hain Itne Ke


Aap khubsurat hain itne,ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai

Meri Kahani Mera Kissa Ho


Meri kahani mera kissa ho tum,tumhe kaise bhula sakta hoon,kaise dil se mita sakta hoon,meri saanson ka hissa ho tum.

Tum Bhulakar To Dekho Ek


Tum bhulakar to dekho ek baar, zindagi ki har khushi tumse rooth jaayegi. Sochoge jab bhi apne baare mein, khud-ba-khud meri yaad aa jaayegi.

Tarasti Nazaron Ki Pyas Ho


Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum, tadapte dil kil aas ho tum, bujti jindagi ki sas ho tum, phir kaise na kahu? kuchh "KHAAS" ho tum....!

Tum Kaatil Tumhara Chehra Kaatil


Tum kaatil tumhara chehra kaatil Chehre ka ye kala til bhi katil bhool kar bhi kahin tum dekh na lena aaina ki kahin mar na de katil ko katil

Koi Aankon Aankhon Se Baat


Koi aankon aankhon se baat kar leti hain Koi aankon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leti hain Mushkil hota hain jawaab dena Jab koi khaamosh rehkar bhi sawaal kar leti hain

Kaate Nahi Katte Hain Lamhe


Kaate nahi katte hain lamhe intezaar ke, Nazarein jama ke baithe hain raste pe yaar ke, Dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalwe husn yaar ke, Laaya hai kaun unhe palak se utar ke

Yoon To Paththar Na Maro


Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.....

Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare


Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.

Hosley Buland Kar Raaston Par


Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,Akela tu pehel kar,Kaafila khud bann jayega,Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi, Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch ka... more

Ghar Se Bahar Wo Nakab


Ghar se bahar wo nakab me nikli.Sari gli unki firak me nikli.Karte the wo humari mohabbat se inkar.Aur humari hi tasvir unke Dil ke kareeb se nikli.

Dosti Nazaro Se Ho To


Dosti nazaro se ho to use kudrat kehte hai.Sitaro se ho to use jannet kehte hai.husn se ho to use mohabbat kehte hai.Dosti agar aap se ho to use kismat kehte hai.

Ankhon Mein Nami Dil Mein


ankhon mein nami,dil mein ek talash hai,aapka saath aur pyar toh ek ehsaas haijo hamesha mere saath hai.

Humne Socha Tha Ki Keval


humne socha tha ki keval hum hi chahate the unko, magar unko chahane walo ka to kafila nikla. humne socha ki khuda se shikayat karein magar ye kambakht khuda bhi unhe chahane wala nikla........

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