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Wy Do The Number Of
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
The More You Study Tthe
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
How Women Think About Sex
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
What Kind Of Children Do
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
When A Schizophrenic Threatens To
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
What Happens When The Earth
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
Why Did The Statue Of
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
It Has 50 Teeth And
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
When Do You Know You
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Why Are Men Like Snails
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
What Happens When A Man
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
Why Do Have So Many
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
The Ressemblance Of A Man
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
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