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Relationship Is Like A Violin
Relationship is like a violin.... Music may stop now n then but strings r attachd forever...so if u be in touch or not u r always remembered
Never Take 4 Granted The
Never take 4 granted the person close 2 ur HEART coz u might wake up one day n realise dat uve lost d diamond as u were collecting stones!
Tu He Bigare Tu He
Tu he bigare tu he sware is jug ke sare kam HeRam HeRam tu antaryami subka swami tu he to hai Radha ka Shyam HERAM HERAM Tu he subhe tu he sham HeRam HeRam
He Rts Change I Know
Heärts change,i know they do..but this heärt wil always belöng tö ü..heärts hurt,i know they do..But this heärt hürts möre withöüt yöü!
Girls Ki Complaint Boys Tang
Girls ki complaint; Boys tang karte hain ine roka jaye. Boys ki daleel; Girls ki complaint bilkul bebuniad hai ham tang kahan hum to khuli karte hain....!
Women R Like Computers As
Women r like computers.. as soon as u commit to one u realize that,if u had waited a little longer u could have had a better model.
Workers Discuss Football Managers Discuss
Workers discuss football! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss snooker,CEOs discuss golf!Moral of the Story: Higher you go smaller your balls become!
Lady Helo Police Station A
lady : helo ! police station ? a man has broken into my house n he is raping me righte nnnoww . caan yooouu ahahaahreestt hiimmm ...toommmorroww moornning!
I May B Gone 4
I MAY B GONE..4 a min4 an hr4 a day4 a mthbt i"l alwysB HERE 4 U,i may nt b able2 alwys saygd morningd evningd nytbt i"l nvr sayGUDBYE..2 u!!
One Thing I Like About
One thing i like about u... ki tum har kaam DIL laga ke karte ho.You know why...??? Kyunki dimag ka option toh tumhare paas nahi hai naa... hahaha! :D
No Rythm No Reason No
No rythm No reason..no occasion no season..just felt like saying hi...being thinking of u ever since we said bye..
I M In Hospital Now
I m in hospital now.after 10 mins, I will be shifted to the operation theatre,the doctor told,I will die if I dont regularly receive YOURSMS!
Ever Wondered Why Women Wear
Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers? Its a way of saying................... IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO WERE BURIED HERE!
Ur 1 Of Thecoolest Th
uR 1 oF thecOoLest th!ngsLifE eVrsLaPped me widn0 matR wät thefuTuRe h0LdsikNwuL aLwYs b a paRt of mE..c0z aS LoNg Aswe fReNz...LifEr0cks!!!
The Ve Thinking Poem Little
The +ve thinking poem, "Little birdy in the sky,u lookup & it shits in ur eye,u dont mind & u dont cry,u jst Thank God dat cows dont fly!
Dont Scroll Down There Is
Dont scroll down there is nothing....Marali Bund..... Keha si na there is nothing...
In India Being A Woman
In india,being a woman is better than being a man.if dis is a topic of debate,u wud support d motion or go against it?
This Cat Is Cat An
This Cat,is cat,an cat,easy cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat.Now read it without word CAT
Pyar Mein Thokar Lage To
Pyar mein thokar lage to daru pi kar bhula dena, dil se jo aah nikle toh hoton mein daba lena,E dost agar meri yaad aye to piche danda lekar hila lena
3 Chipkliyan Diwar Par Chal
3 chipkliyan diwar par chal rhi thi.Ek ne gana shuru kiya Jaise hi gana bndh kiya baki ki do gir padi!Bolo kyo?pata hai kew.. Baki do ne taliya bajai!
Kal Agar Mein Mar B
Kal agar mein mar b jau,e dost mere marne ka gum na karna, aasoon b na bahana,Meri aarthi b na uthana,sidhe upar chale aana ....party kareng
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, chnd lamhon mein daman chuut jaega. Abhi waqt hai do batein kar lo mujhse, phir kya pata kal aapki zindagi mein kaun aayega....
Whenuneedsome1 2 Bthere4uiwlllj Stsit Bside
WhEnUNEEDSOME1..2 BThERE4UIWlLLJ@StSiT..(>"( ) ( ) BsiDE(,)(,)( )U!HEY! MoVE A LITTLE biT..Your bum is too big!
Me And Rinchi Playing A
Me and rinchi playing a game. Now me working on programming more bugs... What abt u?
Dresses Worn By Women Nowadays
Dresses worn by women nowadays .... are like fences at the zoo..... they safeguard valuable property - but don"t obstruct the view......!
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