Celebrities SMS
Hospitality Is The Art Of
Hospitality is the art of making people feel at home when you wish they were
You Have Been Summoned To
You have been summoned to court for trespassing my dreams, stealing my heart and robbing my feelings. If guilty: you are sentenced to be with me forever How do you plead?
When I Die I Wanna
When I die I wanna die peacefully like my father in his sleep not screaming like the passengers in his car.
How To Start Your Day
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC.. 2. Name it Boss 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty
Doctor Your Husband Is Stressed
Doctor: Your husband is stressed.he needs rest n peace.here r few sleeping pills. Wife: Whn sud I give them 2 him. Doctor: They are for u....not him.
Heart Beats Are The Biggest
Heart beats are the biggest hypocrites in the world. they beat in your body but always dance on he tune of some1 else!!!
I M D Best I
I M D BEST I Can Prove It I Can c The Tea In Tea Cup,Can u c The World In World Cup? I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile, Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my Address ?
When I Am Good That
When I am good that means I am really good When I am bad so I am better THANK ALLAH
I Love Me
-I love me! -I hate me! -I love you! -You hate yourselv! -You love me! -I hate you! Which is better?
I Drink Tv While Watching
i drink tv while watching cofee i switch off bed whn i lay on lights i eat mobile while talking on apple Confused...!!! in short, My resuLt is near :-)
When Did I Realize I
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Sardar Beating His Son Wife
Sardar beating his son wife askd : why are u beating him??? sardar replied when i call on his mobile one girl say : THE PERSON UR TRYING TO REACH IS CURRENTLY BUSY.
If Life Were Fair
"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -- Johnny Carson
If Someone Says U R
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, if someone says u r genious slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of...
If We Both Exchange One
If we both exchange one dollar, We have one dollar each. But if we exchange one good thought, We both have two good thoughts.
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