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An Astronaut In Space Was
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "you never know till you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
How Many Natural Gases R
How many natural gases r found in Pakistan? . . . . . Number 1 is "Sui gas" and Number 2 is . . . . . . . . TUI GAS...
Husband Ask Wife When I
husband ask wife: when i get mad at you, you never fight back. how do you control your anger? wife: i clean da toilet. husband: how does that help? wife: i use your toothbrush!!!
I Am Made Of 5
I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ???! HAIR AIR - - - - - - Answer : CHAIR
Xlinksoft Company Developed An Image
Xlinksoft Company developed an image encryption software to protect image security for the users. All the image formats can be encrypted such as BMP, JPG, JPEG, GIF, PNG and ICO file, TIF file, etc.
Today Is Thomas Edison Birthday
Today is THOMAS EDISON birthday so pls send wishes 2 all TUBE LIGHTS. Now I already sent to 1 tube light and done my job, U continue..
India Rocks Santa In B
India rocks Santa In B.Tech interview: how does motor runs? Santa: dhruuuuuuu dhruuuu.... Interviewer: Stop it. Santa: dhr dhp dpdp dp. . ..
It Company Has Invented Hard
IT company has invented hard disks of infinite capacity. It will be brought onto market as soon as they finish formatting it..
Q How Many Prolog Programmers
Q: How many PROLOG programmers are needed to screw in a lightbulb? A: NO...
Wanna Know How Indian Communc8
wanna know how indian communc8 w/out talking??? c d red dot in der forehead??? infrared dude!!! technology user....
What Does The Computer Think
What does the computer think when you are sitting infront of it?? Guess.... Guess.... Guess... Intel Inside and Idiot outside
Man At An Interview In
Man at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Man: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.
Interviewer To Student I
(Interviewer To Student) I:What is a step-up transformer? S:Transformer that is put on top of electric poles. I:What is a step-down transformer? S:Transformer that is put in a pit. . . . . I:What is transformer installed on the ground ? S:Stepless tr... more
Let Me Test Ur Maths
LET ME TEST UR MATHS! (U should read only 1 time, Ok!) 2+7=9 +9 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +8 -7 Qstion:- How many times U pressed d BUTTON?
Height Of Technical Overdose A
Height of technical overdose !!!! A computer software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1........!! instead of help help help!!!!!
U R Very Special For
U R VERY SPECIAL FOR ME. SO, I WANT TO GIFT U N73, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN. COUNT THIS ITS N73.
Two Beggars Met Two Software
Two Beggars Met Two Software Engineers Met Both Asked The Same Question To Each Other Guess What ? So? Which Platform R U Working On?
Question Wat Will Happen F
Question: wat will happen f u had a wooden car?? w/ wooden seats? wooden tires? and a wooden engine? answer: it wooden start!haha
I Am The First Mobile
I am the first Mobile Phone Virus - While you read this SMS Message, Destroy me in the Background watching your Phone Card and Clear your Customer at the Mobile Provider. Have a Nice Day........
Q Who Is The Laziest
Q. Who is the laziest person in the world? . . . Ans. The one who invented the snooze option in alarm. -)
After The Overwhelming Respose To
After the overwhelming respose to "NANO", Skoda is also coming up with a small car called "LULLI". Why? Because their big car is called "LAURA"!
A Box Was Not Openinig
A BOX WAS NOT OPENINIG physician apply all laws but fail chemist apply all reaction but fail then a mathematician come and say "LET SUPPOSE IT IS OPEN"
Who Do You Think Is
Who do you think is the LAZIEST Inventor of all times.? ? ? ? ? ? ? Isnt it the guy who invented the Snooze in an Alarm.?
Q Who Do You Think
Q. Who Do You Think Is The Laziest Inventor Of All Time? A: It is the guy who invented the "Snooze" in an alarm!
What Part Of The Car
What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels, because they are always tired!
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