Blooper quotes SMS
Honesty In Politics Is Much
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes
A Lady Inserted An Ad
A lady inserted an "ad" in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
How Can U Be N_ce
How can U be N_CE POL_TE without I? Can U SM_LE with out I? Make a W_SH without I? How can L_VE without I? I know "I" am very important :-)
An Insect Falls Into A
An insect falls into a mug of beer. English: Throws his mug away n walks out. American: Takes d insect out n drinks beer. Chinese: Eats d insect n throws d beer away. Indian: Sells d beer 2 american n insect 2 d chinese n gets a new mug of beer.
Open Open Your Phone Right
open open your phone right now its an emergancy hahahahahhaha you opened it for nothing (lol)
While You Are Reading This
While you are reading this, turn around and look whats happening? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
1 Day I Read Smoking
1 day i read, smoking is bad i stop smoking 1 day i read, drinking is bad i stop drinking 1 dat i read, s*x is bad and say,, oh my gush!!! from now on i will stop reading... hahahahah..
Lawyer What Is Your Date
Lawyer: What is your date of birth? Witness: July 15th. Lawyer: What year? Witness: Every year.
Q Why Do Men Get
Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A. Because their plugged into a genius!
Why Are Men Like Cars
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
Computer 900 Internet Subscription 20
Computer $900. Internet subscription $20. MSN Messenger $0. Keeping you busy with this stupid message: PRICELESS.
Do U Know Y Micheal
Do u know y micheal jakson died. . . . .? :-BalaKrishna :-asked him to compose a sOng in his upcoming movie.
Money Many Are In Trouble
MONEY many are in trouble because of me oppotunities lost because of me no peace without me everybody needs me yes i am father to evil
My Msg To The World
My msg to the world! If u like me raise ur hands If not be.... Raise ur standards!!
The Greatness Of A
"The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated." --Mohandas Gandhi--
Today All Women Are Shaving
Today all women are shaving their v*****s in support of obama ............. meaning no more bush!!
Tonight All Women Are Shaving
Tonight all women are shaving their v****a for the support of OBAMA, no more BUSH
Full Form Of Obama O
Full form of OBAMA O- Originally B - Born in A - Africa to M - Manage A - America.
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