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How Could You Tell If
How could you tell if Michael Jackson had a hot date? Theres was big wheel parked outside his house.
I Kissed A Girl And
I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend dont mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Dont mean Im in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it
I Slept In Dreams That
i slept in dreams that life was joy i awake and say that life was service i acept and behold,service was joy
Obviously And Logically I
"OBVIOUSLY AND LOGICALLY, I WISH TO END IT. I HAVE, IN EFFECT,BEEN KEPT IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION SINCE 1965" -Ian Brady-
Love Me Hate Me Say
Love me, Hate me say what you want about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy Love me, Hate me but cant you see what I see? all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
If We Forget That
"If We Forget That We Are One Nation Under God, Then We Will Be One Nation Gone Under..." By: Ronald Reagan
Im Selfish Impatient And A
Im selfish, impatient, and a lil insecure. I make mistakes, im out of control, and sometimes hard to handle. but if you cant handle me at my worst you sure as h**l dont deserve me at my best.
Indian Prime Minister We Are
Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year! US President: Wow! How many? Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs 1 Astronaut.
Lil Boy Mummy Is God
lil boy :mummy is god a girl or a boy mummy: why god is both girl and boy lil boy :mummy is god black or white mummy: why god is both black and white lil boy: mummy is god g*y or strait mummy: why god is both g*y and strait lil:boy mummy is god Micha... more
Jack Nicholson My Mother Never
Jack Nicholson - "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h."
How Is Michal Jacksin And
how is michal jacksin and a psp the same??? Theyare both black,white and plastic
When Does Michael Jackson Know
When does Michael Jackson know when its Bedtime? When the Big hand touches the little hand.
I Went To Blockbusters Lastnight
i went to blockbusters lastnight and i got slumdog millionair by the time i got back i opened the box and found a pic of jade goody i took it back and the owner said sorry i thought u said some dog with no hair
With Hurricanes Tornados Fires
"With hurricanes,tornados,fires,mudslides,flooding, thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks.Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" Jay Leno
Oh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh yeah
I Think Most People
"I think most people are really nuts... by the way, I am not excluding myself in this observation." -Johnny Depp
Height Of Dreaming Bill Gates
Height of dreaming: Bill Gates came to me and asked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hey! MaizZY,do yoe have the CD ov WINDOWS XP!! MaizZY
What Is Difference Between Gandhiji
what is difference between gandhiji , musharaff, n lalu ??? gandhiji didnt knw wat is lie musharaff dosent knw wats truth nd lalu dosent knez wats d difference between these.
Stars Moon Romantic Night Birds
Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , YOU + YOUR SMILE = Oh Gosh Devil! JohnCena786
An Journalist To Mallika Sherawat
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!
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