Best Friends SMS
What S The Diff Between
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Wife Came Home With A
Wife came home with a goat. Husband askedâ€Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?†Wife:â€Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!†Husband:â€Bakri se hi poch raha honâ€

Man Sir My Wife Is
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Patni Maike Ja Kar Pati
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai. . . . . . . taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai





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