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Hello And Welcome To The
Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-del... more
A New Born Baby Was
A new born baby was laughing really hard with his tiny fingers closed. The confused doctor unfolded his tiny fingers and found an I-PILL.
If U Sneeze Once Think
If U sneeze once, Think Im remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think Im Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
If Ur World Is
" If ur world is spining Round Round.. Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
A Man Went For Injection
a man went for injection,,nurse said : pull down ur trousers .. man replied : i feel shy can u do it first ?
What Does Jade Goody And
What Does Jade Goody And An Egg Have in Common? They will both be in a box this easter.
Hey I Just Applied For
Hey, I just applied for a job at a mental insitiute and they said i need atleast 24 hours experiance with a r****d. So wanna hang out tomorrow?
Boy Goes For Blood Test
Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks "Can I get urine test done?"
Doctor Please Take 3 Spoonfuls
Doctor: Please take 3 spoonfuls of this medicine daily at night. Patient: I Cant do that Doctor!! Doctor: Why? Patient: I have Only One Spoon at my home.
Twinkle Twinke Little Star You
Twinkle Twinke Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And If You Know What You Are, Then Mental Hospital Is Not So far ...JOKE...
The Curtains Tell The Doctor
the curtains tell the doctor they are not feeling well?? the doctor replied."pull your self together". hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Havoc A G Y Couple
Havoc A g*y couple applied for Divorce........ why ........ because because coz................ One of them has piles........
A Woman Goes 2 A
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
Newtons Law Of Love
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE :- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY . . . . . .
A Man At The Doctors
A man at the doctors: -Doctor, I have diarrhea and it wont go away! -Did you try using a lemon? -Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!
I Shall Take You To
I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. And you will be weak for days. (The F... more
Man Doc Why Is My
man: Doc, why is my P***S yellow? Doc: hmmmmm, soap and water would do and tell your girl to stop eating chiz curls!
After Finishing Mbbs Santa Started
After finishing MBBS Santa started his practice. He checked first patients eyes, tongue and ears with a torch and finally says : Torch is okay.
After Finishing Mbbs Dr Munna
After finishing MBBS Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patients eyes, tongue ears by TORCH finally what did he say? Battery is OK
The Doctor Said He
"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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