April Fools SMS
Question If In Your Honeymoon
Question: If in your honeymoon 1st night your bed is broke then what would be your answer to who ask you...
How True My Feelings Were
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair...
Wife To Husband Please Wake
wife to husband please wake up dear its 2 am husband : y are u waking me up at this time? wife uve 4gotten to take ur sleeping pill !!!!
Ill Always Remember The Day
Ill Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Dont Know What Id Do, Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You....
I Have Great Hopes That
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all...
I Remember My Wedding I
I remember my wedding. I never thought I could be that happy. Then I got divorced and I never thought I could be THAT happy !!
Man I Need Poison Chemist
Man : I need poison Chemist: I vant sel you. Man shows his marriage certificate Chenist oh! sorry, I didnt know y had a prescription.
Son Dad Was Yours
SON:-Dad,Was yours a Love Marriage? DAD:-Yes,My Son. How do you know? SON:-There is only 6 months difference between your Marriage Date and my Date of Birth...
A Farmer Was In A
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking......
A Sad Man Walks Into
A sad man walks into a bar , and the bartender asks him what the problem is. My life is awful......
_b4 Marij _ R0ses
*_b4 marij _* " R0sEs r ReD, sKy iz bLu, u R btFL , i Luv yh0u!" *_AfTa maRIJ_* "rOsES r DED, I aM bLU, yh0u r mA EdachE, n 1 Dai i wil !!!KILL YH0!!!!
Once A Old Man Marries
once a old man marries a young girl.. on the first night man shows his 5 fingers.... girl "ohh 5 times" man "no choose any one and use"
My Definition Of Marriage It
My definition of marriage ... it resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions. Yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
What Is D Difference Between
What is d difference between luv marriage and an arranged marriage? D 1st one is a perfect suicide.. N the next one is an arranged murder!
Marriage Is When A Man
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
The Only Thing That Holds
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife was wrong....
Marriage Is The Triumph Of
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage Is Not A
"Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner."
F Sum1 Wud Ask Me
f sum1 wud ask me hu i want to be with? i wud simply say: "sum1 hu can understand dat im n0t perfect
Our Love For One Another
Our love for one another will never fade, it is the eternal flame of ever more....
So Many Options 2 Die
So many options 2 die : Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but ! we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
From Da Way U Shook
From da way u shook my hand i knew dat my loneliness had no room in yo plan it wuz gettin stronger than i have ever know gurl now I am complete theres no one else out 4 me and I been thinkin bout settle down wit u
Waiting 4 D Ryt
"waiting 4 d ryt 1 is nver dat easy,specially wen d wr0ng 1 is so0o0.., yummy! hahaha..
On Ths Special Day Best
On ths special day best wishes go to U that ths wonderfull luv you share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my LUv ..
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