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Failure Failure Is Not
*** Failure *** Failure Is Not When Your GF ( GirlFriend ) Leaves You ... ... Its When You Dont Try For Her Sister !!
Hi Honey Of Course I
Hi Honey! Of Course I Remember You, But You Look Different, Now... You Are Kind Of Ugly!
Definitions Of High Heels High
Definitions of High Heels: High heels is a device invented by short women who were fed up of being kissed in their forehead
Boy On D Phone Heyy
Boy(on d phone) : heyy wts up?wt r u doin? girl : thinking about u.. boy: really? girl : no!!!
Hii All People Tnx For
Hii all people ....................... .......................... tnx for you come
Boy Pardon But You Look
BOY: pardon, but you look so much like my fifth girlfriend... GIRL: how many have you had? BOY: four. :-)
A Kids Ask An Old
A kids ask an Old man: Wut book r u reading sir? Old man! History book. Kid! But that a Se* Book. Old man! For me its History
In A Party A Lady
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a guy xcusme susu karne ki jagah dikhao, . . guy replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
Honey Bring Two Corner Tickets
Honey, bring two corner tickets for movie for me my GF. Honey brought two corner tickets A1 A15.
Husband And Wife Wife Honey
Husband and Wife: Wife: Honey, at midnight why you laughed??? Husband: In my dream Jolie came!!! Wife: After that, why you shouted??? Husband: In middle you came, so that only shouted!!!.......
Wife Look A Thief Has
wife:look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake i made. husband: whom should i call now , POLICE or AMBULANCE.
Nice Kiss Is On Head
Nice Kiss is on Head. Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks. Passionate Kiss is on Lips. Romantic Kiss is on Neck and Seriously Hottest Kiss is on IRON Try it now. Mmmmuah
How 2 Satisfy A Woman
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
How Do You Keep And
How do you keep and idiot entertained? Press Down....... Press Down....... Now Press Up......
Wife How Many
wife :- how many women did u sleep with? husband:- only with u darling.....with others I was awake..
How True A Cigarette
"How True... A cigarette shortens your life by 2 minutes.... A Beer shortens your life by 4 minutes...... And a Working Day shortens your life by 8 Hours...."
Outraged Wife Couldnt U Think
Outraged Wife: Couldnt u think of anything better than coming home drunk like this? Husband: Yes,but she was out of town!
Wife Complains Hubby Spendn S
wife complains hubby spendn s time n bar,he took er w him."Watll u hav?"he askd."same as u I spose,"she said.hubby ordrd a JD,down n 1 shot. wife sip,spit out."thats TERRIBLE!""Idk how u drink this stuff!" ere u go,"said hub."n u think Im out njoyn m... more
Hubby N Wife Out Driving
hubby n wife out driving, not talking after a row. passing a farm of mules n pigs,wife asks sarcastically,relatives of urs? husband replies, yup, f***n inlaws. lol.
Wife Honey What Are You
Wife: Honey, what are you looking for? Husband: nothing Wife: Why have you been reading our marriage certificate for an hour? Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.
Hubby Gets I Love You
Hubby gets"I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his knoband goes home 2 show his wife. she says "there u go again u b*****d....trying to put words in my mouth!"
De Human Brain Is Most
De Human brain is most outstnding thing. It functions 24hrs 365 days. It functions right from the time we are born, n it stops only when we enter exam hall
Humans Fall In Love Thats
HUMANS fall in LOVE, thats NORMAL COWS eat GRASS, Thats NATURAL but MONKEY pressing cellphone Thats INCREDIBLE still pressing? UNBELIEVABLE...!!!:-)
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