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Sardar Sitting On The Top
Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying when a person asked what he was doing He replied i m doing higher studies
Sardar Was Sitting In A
Sardar was sitting in a cricket ground alone. Security guard: match is over now. y r u still here? Sardar: i m waiting for the highlights
An Ant Might B Small
an ant might b small but it can bite on ur hip Can u bit on ants hip? Moral: NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE ANYONE
Teacher What Happened In 1869
Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi ji was four years old.
History Teacher From Where To
HISTORY TEACHER: FROM WHERE TO WHERE DID THE MUGHALS RULE? STUDENT: SIR I AM NOT SURE BUT I THINK FROM PAGE 28 TO 39
Teacher Why Is Your Homework
Teacher: Why is your homework in your fathers handwriting? Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher Did You Father Help
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
An Ideal Homework Excuse Teacher
An ideal homework excuse: Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
The Englishman Says Ive Got
The Englishman says, "Ive got ten children, one more and Ill have a football team." The American says, "Ive got fourteen children, one more and Ill have a rugby team." The Arabian says, "Ive got seventeen wives, one more and Ill have a golf course."
Father To Son Whenever I
father to son: whenever i beat u, u dont get annoyed how u control you anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your totthbrush.
Wife The Beggar Who Came
Wife: the beggar who came yesterday is very bad. Husband: y? Wife: i gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "how to cook"
How To Kill A Girl
HOW TO KILL A GIRL ????? give her a beautiful dress.. nice jewelery.... costly cosmetics.... and lock her in a room without ...... A MIRROR.....LOL...
Human Brain Is An Outstanding
human brain is an outstanding object.... it functions 24 hours.. 52 weeks 365 days n nights... right from our birth and stops right before we enter the EXAMINATION HALL....!!!
Wife U Dont Know How
Wife: U dont know how to love ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Husband: The three Kids Playing around you are Downloaded from internet or what ?
I Hate Myself For Missing
I hate myself for missing you And your stupid smile The long walk to your house Which was over a mile.
Tom How Should I Convey
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I have failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past years performance repeated.
I Like To Be Your
i like to be your friend and i like you and i want more friendship,your pictures and i want more friend........ good bye
Girl I Need Such A
Girl !: i need such a boy who is smart, beautiful, Intelligent, decent Girl 2:straightly say that u want "(ur name)"
Yetsreday Whole Night I Was
Yetsreday whole night i was thinking about only U Now i am thinking of V Tomorrow i will definiteky think about W X Y Z
A Little Kid Asks His
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "Im still paying for it.."
If A Baby Is Born
If a baby is born in AFRICA, what will be the colour of the babies teeth? ? ? you fool.! a new born baby dont hav teeth
Interviewer Imagine That U R
Interviewer: imagine that u r in a room with all doors and windows closed and it catches fire, how can u escape sardar: very simple i shall stop imagine
Teacher Do You Know The
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?" Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack our driver ran away."
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